Corey Gulkin

I had a friend called Mary-Ann,
I thought we were in love, but then,
she looked me in the eye and took my hands,
said "gays can be such lovely friends".
- Goemon, from Calgary

I had…Read more

I had a partner who used two names
"For better or for worse" we did claim
Wore kilt and tie down the aisle
Two stints in rehab - still in denial

- M. from Montreal

I…Read more

Also, apparently some fans have turned this contest into a drinking game. 

I had lady whose name was Kat
kooky little brainiac livin in my flat
we got real close and we got there fast
then…Read more

I had a boy whose name was Tony
Thought he was a catch, turned out to be a phony
Packed my bags and left him on a plane
With all his other girls, he didn’t know my…Read more